Didn't you promise us some more stuff for the Arms Room, like, a year ago? (Okay, okay-- two weeks ago.)
You do remember The Arms Room? I've had it linked for months, with no updates forever.
Did we... did we do something wrong?
It's punishment because we're bad, isn't it?
You know, Santa doesn't have to come this year. That'd be okay.
[kicking the ground]